Bongs

He’s been hanging out with Spongebong smoking that seaweed.

Made with durable, shatter-proof silicone, this Patrick Star bong will withstand a decent amount of dropping and knocking over – just be careful of that included glass bong bowl. The top of his head comes off to reveal the mouthpiece. As well as this, his whole head, the bowl holder, and internal drop pipe can all be removed for easy cleaning of this silicone bong. Even his shorts are removable, revealing Patrick’s curvy pink bum, complete with buttcrack. You can also remove him from his wooden stand, however, it’s worth noting that he won’t stand up by himself without the base attached.